Well, shit..

• 2012-05-20

  charminbear:

  phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world　

  (via chelseawoosh)

  Source: charminbear

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  ughhhhhhhh

  Source: selectivelyrandom

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  beckyloves:

  imwithkanye:

  57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weeklydutifully compiled the list: 

  Amughphuqqinvengers
  Maaadaaahfaaahkaaaahz
  Mahfahkka
  Mahfakka
  Mahpfauccauhs
  Mahphakka
  MAVENGERFUQQAS
  MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
  Mawphakkas
  Moneyfondler
  Motherfucker
  Moughoucccah
  Moughpfucca
  Moughuqqas
  Moupfacca
  Moupfouqa
  Moupfuccuh
  Muffpfukah
  Muffughccin
  Muffukaness
  Mufuggas
  Mughfughquahs
  Mughpfakkuh
  Mughpfukkas
  Mughpfukkuh
  Mughphughkughzz
  Mughuqqa
  Muh fukka
  Muhfucka
  Muhfugga
  Muhfuggahhhh
  Muhfuggin
  Muhfuka
  Muhfukka
  Muhfukkah
  Muhfukkin
  Muhfuqas
  Muhfuqin
  Muhpfakkah
  Mupfuhqeuhs
  Motherfucking
  Mutha fuqeu
  Muthafucka
  Muhphuggas
  Muthafuga
  Muthafukka
  Muthafukkin’
  Muthaphucca
  Muthavenger
  Muthughpfuccahz
  Muthughphoukka
  Muthupfuqas
  Muttuhfukkuh
  Mutuphukas
  Muughuuqa
  Muuphuuccahs
  Myfollowfukkas

  omg.

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  Source: imwithkanye

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  Source: climbedthetreetoseetheworld

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  “Click here for more hipster on your dash!”

  
  Click here for my foot up your ass.

  

  (via chancrawford)

  Source: justalittlelaugh

• 2012-05-18

  

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  Source: ekline

• 2012-05-13

  No one hates Australian accents more than Australians.

  yep

  Source: atoasttolikeminds

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  clavid:

  one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos

  and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album

  and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot

  it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this

  

  well im not artist but u get it

  (via lo-lee-na)

  Source: clavid

• 2012-05-11

  richwhitelesbian:

  teapayne:

  One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

  i got fired because of you

  (via superwomanindisguise)

  Source: teapayne

• 2012-05-10

  

  litemyfire:

  Clueless

  paul rudd, you babe

  Source: litemyfire